American Slang - "Cool Car" - Lesson 8, Part 1

American Slang - "Cool Car" - Lesson 8, Part 2

There is nothing on this earth to be more prized than TRUE friendship

Teach your students how to be good friends.

funny jokes for your students

-Jokes To Make Your Students Laugh-Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing. ...
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFTYOU A FORTUNE!'
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty faceor my sExy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all yourworries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries ortroubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'